That's certainly what they want Gail to think this week when they hatch a very sneaky plan to wind her up.
When Gail thinks she can spot a romantic connection between the pair and tries to play Cupid, David reacts very mischievously to her interference and convinces Maria to join him in a fake romance.
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's David Platt and Maria Connor be a match made in heaven?
When was the last time we actually saw Maria smile?
Her recent affair with Aidan was full of angst and being stalked by crazy Caz wasn't much fun for her either.
Corrie fans can expect David to be having some fun at his mum's expense when he invites Maria round for tea.
After so much misery and so many mishaps, it'd be great to now see Maria in a relationship where she can just have a laugh for once.He said he was going to get with her, then he didn't as he went back to Eva.Then Maria instigated it again." Meanwhile, Samia Longchambon revealed that Maria will find herself in danger when Eva launches her revenge plan.Or is she destined to start splashing out on a wedding outfit?You can watch a 60-second rundown of next week's episodes of Coronation Street below.